My people, MichaelB and NancyC have been talking about this thing called “List Building”.  I dunno what that is, but they seem to think it’s really important.
They were talking about using it to fill the funnel. The only thing I could equate that to was using my ladder to chase squirrels up a cherry tree. [...]

WAY HIGH PAW FIVES!
And I know, I know… it’s supposed to be “puppy”, but no way, man… I’m a cat! My personality is a little like a dog, tho. I beg for food, I run to the door when my people come home… I just don’t wag my tail, and I don’t bark… I trill… [...]